I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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he fucked my hip out of place.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
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Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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