i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
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I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
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Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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