real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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