His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
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I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
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Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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