i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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