well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
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It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
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What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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