its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
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and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
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I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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