haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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