You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
okay pat passed out under dana's car
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
its liver damage thursday
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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