whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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