Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
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There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
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I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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