shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
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Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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