we should wear snuggies to the strip club
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
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It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
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You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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