i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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