just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
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Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
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Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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