haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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