she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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