Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
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