Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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