What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
You made out with two different species that night
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I'm getting married
To pizza
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
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