3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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