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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
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I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
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You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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