idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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