I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Randomize
