You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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