Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
He? As in you personified your dick?
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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