Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
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on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
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she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
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