If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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