Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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