i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
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She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
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30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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