Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
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We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
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Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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