If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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