Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
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Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
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Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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