Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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