And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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