Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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