...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
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I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
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No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Can I color on your dick again?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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