Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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