Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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