CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
