I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
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