I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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