i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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