Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
