talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
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It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
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It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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