You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Soap is not a condiment
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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