he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
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That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I will pee on everything he values.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
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I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
How drunk are you?
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