He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
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I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
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His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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