it wasn't lemon gatorade
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
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I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
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And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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