I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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