Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
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I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
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I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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