A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
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BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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