the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
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If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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