It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
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BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
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I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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