oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
As shirtless as possible
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
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Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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