last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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