Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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