So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
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wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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