I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
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Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
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She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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