i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
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well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
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I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
COCAINE IS GR8
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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