so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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